A Beginner's Guide to Wasting Time Efficiently
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Today, we'll be starting with the basics.
First things first, you have to not clean your office in a year. Just let that stuff pile up, and up and up, and don't touch it.
Then you procrastinate as long as possible, until one day you decide, "hey, I'll clean the office, and put up those new posters I bought three months ago!"
Don't go into it with a plan, stumble blindly about doing things in no order whatsoever...oh, and be sure to have someone call you right in the middle of hanging the highest, hardest to reach poster.
Then, you will be wasting time with a proficiency of which you never dreamed!
I know you can do it. Know why?
Because I am, right now. I'm also procrastinating during the process, which doubles my efficiency.
If I wasn't procrastinating, I wouldn't be writing this, though, so you should be happy.
Well, back to work. Maybe I'll just pile it all back up and deal with it later...
posted by Corgan Dane @ Sunday, October 10, 2004
3 Comments:
you procrastinate too much and it's bad for you. Whats the posters of?
My office walls are a cluttered mess of everything you can imagine.
The new posters were:
A smaller version of the Animal House movie poster,
A smaller version of the Blues Brothers movie poster,
Two Love Hina posters,
A Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi poster I got out of Newtype Magazine,
and a bunch of random pictures I got out of various magazines.
Once I get a digi cam I'm going to put up pics of my office walls, just so everyone can see how insanely choked up they are...and yet somehow, it looks good!
I got manga on my bedroom walls
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